Two decades ago, now

The Mirage is a terrible car, but it’s the opposite of the Versa listed here. Whereas the Versa tries to act like it’s a better car than it is, the Mirage knows it’s a piece of shit built to be the cheapest car possible. There is no pretense of luxury in a Mitsubishi Mirage spare for the fact it comes with a new…

I wish guy #2 had known that beforehand so he could have just snorted and said “no it doesn’t” to that turd.

I read the first two requirements and Accord was what immediately popped in my head

Toyota Matrix

No WCSYB this week?

Nah, I think they just know that people eat up this “I might need it someday!!” crap. People buy AWD because they might need it 1-5 days a year.

A fire sale for cars that catch on fire

You know you want it and expect it to last a decade+?

Yesssss, I knew this was Alanis’ Dart Watch before I even looked at the byline.

I can make them at home AND go to Outback

How likely is it that the 360s went up because Doug DeMuro had one?

Outback Steakhouse is pretty good though

I believe them! People want giant crossovers to feel like they’re in a high chair again, and the BMW owning ones want to scream at everyone that their car is a BMW.

The Civic’s front is mild compared to what appear to be the enormous speakers jutting out of this thing

I bet my cat is better than your kid

I got a letter shortly after I got my latest car that unless I opted out, my data would be sold to marketers. And I couldn’t just call them or go online, I had to fill out a form and send it to them via snail mail.

What a waste of engineering

I read 35MM

“As a dog person who once liked cats”