DO NOT BUY A MID-2000s VOLVO

Gonna have to take some money off for the new wheels I’d need to get

I promise you will regret this immediately

“But the subway is confusing and hard to navigate for tourists? Fair enough.”

They’re ok on a cowboy

Fellas of Jalopnik, we need to crowdfund to get Alanis this car

Despite their ads, Buicks are still for the olds and the olds need their higher entry point.

No

I see a lot of Konas being driven around so I buy it. And frankly? I kinda like the Kona.

I live in CT and would rather have cooled seats than heated seats

I like a good medium screen for CarPlay. Luddites need not apply.

I do NOT care what any of you have to say about this not being good or whatever. Shut up. NP for the doors alone.

$80K is still wildly expensive for me, but maybe after depreciation hits and five years passes...

I found the Post article very funny because the movie to me seemed to be a repudiation of all of those things. Big capitalist success story Ford was suffocated by the pudgy behemoth it had become

“Cars look similar” - y’all

I love it, but I’ll never be able to afford it. How about an A6 Avant or an S6 too, Audi? blease

Old Navy sale szn is my favorite szn

I think multiple things can be true.

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

I legitimately don’t understand why companies are compelled to offer like 12 SUVs. You usually in the US get a subcompact, a compact, a midsize, and mayyyybe a full size car. But with SUVs apparently suffocating the consumer with 3 varieties of each size class is good business.