Showers neither create nor destroy water. Send your ‘waste water’ to the local treatment plant and have it rejoin the water cycle.

Showers neither create nor destroy water. Send your ‘waste water’ to the local treatment plant and have it rejoin…

Even in the western hemisphere ‘most’ of the population have two X chromosomes and a smooth ass. ;-P

Even in the western hemisphere ‘most’ of the population have two X chromosomes and a smooth ass. ;-P

Fecal matter can contain non-water-soluble materials, so you would need soap to actually clean.

Fecal matter can contain non-water-soluble materials, so you would need soap to actually clean.

If your boyfriend shits on your arm then you should be looking for a new boyfriend. Unless, you are into that shit(pun intended), then a bidet might the perfect solution for when your boyfriend isn’t around to clean your ass with a sloppy rim job.

If your boyfriend shits on your arm then you should be looking for a new boyfriend. Unless, you are into that…

Even if I’m really drunk, I seem to be pretty good at not puking all over the floor. Vomit clean-up is easy if you use the toilet instead of the floor; just flush.

Even if I’m really drunk, I seem to be pretty good at not puking all over the floor. Vomit clean-up is easy if you…