The Chargerer

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I just read that DarkSide (the hacker group) actually regrets being responsible for the shutting down of the pipeline. They just want to make money, not to cause problems for society. So that’s...nice?

“I took a chance on Doge to pay bills...”

 Hate the smell of that stuff

Ok but you can be a convicted car thief and run a car dealership? I grew up in small-town Texas and the gun dealing part to me was like “yeah, makes sense.” The car thief as a GM part is pretty wild though. 

That’s not your business. 

Are they hiring?

I think you missed the part where they drove the price up with their announcement in between buying and selling.

Yeah that’s definitely not true lol. I know we all love to shit on the dealer, but I’ve spent many years being “The Dealer” (including during The Takata Times) and there have been quite a few instances of taking trades knowing full well of an open campaign (recall). There are many reasons why a dealer doesn’t really…

I really like the direction this comment thread has taken. Nice work everyone.

Dealers buy cars with open recalls all the time. And recalls are warranty work paid by the manufacturer so the dealership makes money on warranty work. Not to mention this is already pretty much a thing, since most of the Takata recalls are issued along with a stop-sale making it illegal for a dealer to sell that car…

As stated in the tweet, there’s a pretty decent chance that no one hit the turtle and it was picked up by the wake of a semi and launched toward the other car.

Don’t forget The Poop Knife!

The Gambler is a sort of “off-road” cross country rally that usually takes roads or trails far from restrooms.

Be honest, you just wanted to type the words Cigarette Butt Plug.

Ok you win.

Really? They should ignore the very newsworthy incident where a car with no (apparent) human driver crashed into a tree and could not be extinguished for over four hours and instead only cover something like tire compounds? I’m not necessarily saying the tire article shouldn’t be a thing, even though the topic has…

Seconded.

Came for all of the internet commentariat “expertise,” was not disappointed.