I remember a story a while back about parents releasing a newspaper correction to their original birth announcement for their kid. It was something along the lines of “We mistakenly said that we had given birth to a daughter and have since been informed that we in fact have an awesome son!”

Right? The baby will be a human infant, and will require everything a human infant requires. Chill out about what colour the damn recieving blankets should be, the baby is just going to vomit on them a bunch.

I would LOVE to make those kind of gender reveals a thing.

Yeah if any of those outfits showed up in DC I’m pretty sure we’d all be like...wha?

Here’s a crazy gender reveal for ya: just give birth!

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

DC is no envelope-pushing site of high fashion; most business people are dressed in recognizable mall-fashions of Ann Taylor or Brooks Bros or something around that level (lots of Lululemon for off-work hours). I finally saw my first man-bun the other day after hearing about them for years.

Yeah, but she followed it up with “bewigged Sunny Delight bottle,” which is great.

So if one were to take the time to read the studies (and there are a ton) fetal alcohol spectrum disorders are normally caused by binge drinking, and binge drinking in the second half of the first trimester. There has been no evidence found that light to moderate drinking after the first trimester causes any harm.…

The whole “there’s no (proven) safe amount” line ignores that there are also amounts that are not proven dangerous, that almost certainly result in no harm to the fetus, but that existing guidelines forbid because nobody fucking knows any better.

Who are all these pregnant women suing bartenders and convenience store clerks?! This doesn’t happen.

I would say it’s cool if you think YOUR behavior should change when YOU get pregnant. I’d say it’s less cool if you think MY behavior should change when I get pregnant.

White Boomer men are a lost cause for Democrats. The ones who are willing to vote D don’t need to be pandered to, the ones who want to be pandered to will never vote D, they just feel entitled to the attention.

Some Boomer men won’t vote for a woman for President, period. That’s true insofar as any measured statement about voting patterns can be true, but it’s not a “problem” that Clinton can fix, and it’s not a concern she should structure her campaign around. Allen’s “try to be sweeter but also not as much like a woman”…

its a post of love for caroline cruz

#standwithCaroline

That poor family is just a farce. Heidi is doing her best but you know she is dying on the inside. She just wants to go back to her 80 hour work week at GS with live-in nannies and only having to be near Ted one full day per week. Caroline wants to be A KID and preferably one as far away from Ted as possible.…

As someone who had raging resting angry face as a child, I feel ya, Caroline. I feel ya so hard. You are adorable and dignified and one day you’ll use that glare to instantly wither asshole high school classmates, gross men in bars and anyone else who gets in your way.

Oh, stop. Nobody was disenfranchised. Bernie didn’t have to run as a democrat. He wasn’t a democrat until this last year. He wanted to take advantage of the party organization and the party structure already in place. Which, fine.