I really don’t see why Cheeto Hitler doesn’t just do it himself. Why does he need anyone else, anyway? Isn’t he the smartest, most well-informed, most brilliant tactitian the world has ever known?

Hear hear.

That’s an interesting question. I think the pros would win given enough time - they’d quickly figure out and adapt to the limitations of whatever software was being run. That’s why they’re pros, IMO.

These people don’t consider women human beings, and elected a man who bragged about rape. So hookers is out - that wouldn’t do a damn thing to his ratings. It’s not even blackmail-worthy.

Classiest Bachelor moments:

I agree, I just think UnReal may have been the thing that pushed them over the edge partially because Chris Harrison has been so butthurt by it.

I was just in the midst of telling my husband how surprised I am about a Black woman before a Black man when I saw your comment. Yes, I am shocked we’re seeing a Black woman first. It’s cool - don’t get me wrong! - but I am very surprised.

I do think though that it is a dangerous road to travel if there is a permanent right to terminate and there is no expectation of control.

The last guy is kind of cute, in a racist way.

because i’m tired of reading your vapid and uninformed stupidity:

I travel a lot. I haven’t checked a bag in almost 20 years at this point.

Yeah, this is the largest indicator that it’s fake. Urban legends typically revolve around a “moral” - usually, and in this case, the idea that women should not be so cavalier with their attention. It’s “slut-shaming” writ large, over and over again.

I leveled in easy mode, then switched to hard mode when I hit level 25.

ha ha ha this is SO FUNNY!!!! yoooo guizzze!!!

Every day I tell myself I’m not going to read the news, and every day I give in and read it because I need to know what rights I’m about to lose next. I’m still not innured against the horror that is Outside.

I can only assume you made this statement without malice, so I’ll answer in the same way.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

I’m “in the greys” so whatever.

I legit feel better after seeing that. It’s the first time I’ve laughed all day.

I can’t stop crying.