linked directly to the vehicles’ auto-destruct mechanism

11. Not using Amazon Fresh

Have... have these advertisers ever seen a tattoo before? I mean, I get that executives have never seen one, and actors have never seen a good one. But the photographers and makeup artists certainly should have!

Whoa - I didn’t mean to cause upset in my statement. I’m sorry that I didn’t know any better.

That’s awful to hear, and I hope you feel better soon.

Misogyny usually beats out racism, actually. Black people have historically hit landmarks well before women. One of the reasons black people got the vote before women did is the thought was they, too, would work to prevent their women from voting. On hatred of women’s rights, both black and white people are aligned.

Diamonds, along with the myth of the perfect wedding, are crammed down a young girl’s throat until she burps white lace.

Jewelry store people are universally awful. Even the expensive brands recognizable by most are still just terrible places with MASSIVELY overpriced pieces. I got my engagement stone from a gemologist friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend kind of thing (a 5-ct sapphire). The ring itself I had designed by a local designer.…

You just reminded me of things I’d much rather had remained lost. I didn’t grow up fundie at all, but I grew up religious. Church every Sunday, and every year a youth group trip to somewhere to do basic labor (which I now know and disdain as voluntourism). I remember that everyone else around me in church just…

Whoa. Whoa. Wait a minute.

You’re really mad about pants, dude.

Hold the freaking phone. This is unbelievable... people still go to physical stores to wait in line for hours? Have they not gotten the memo about the internet?

This is a fantastic burn but seriously don’t get a diamond

My favorite reaction to people who say shit like this is just utter confusion. Not shock, but like, as if a child said something totally ridiculous and you are a rational adult and you’re just like, “that’s a weird thing to say. Why would you say that?”

I was an extremely awkward kid. I ended up kind of ruling the roost of the “others” in junior high, though - the outcasts, the weirdos, the nerds. One day, all puffed up on outsider pride, I thought I’d take a swipe at one of the popular hanger-on kids (you know the type; he was never going to be popular, but he rode…

This is a well-known joke that didn’t happen to anyone in real life. I wish people would stop passing off jokes as fact... the world is interesting enough without it!

I’ve watched it. It’s a terrible one-sided mess full of vitriol and falsehoods, designed to appeal to base instincts couched in vague god-bothering terminology.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Avon is a pyramid scheme like all the rest except they focus slightly more on the selling than on the recruiting. (Yes, I am aware it is not technically a pyramid scheme as those are illegal; however, I am not an “MLM” shill and I will call it like I see it.) So, it’s sliiiiiightly more legit. Except the company still…

Right now, I’m unemployed for the first time in my life (since I turned 14). I had to leave my love - my career - a few days ago for some health reasons. I plan to return to the industry because being unemployed is weird and strange and I’m watching The Bachelor because I am exactly that desperate...