Why would Ariel Winter need a PA? To help take her bikini Instagrams?

There was actually an article in Texas Monthly recently about the “rebirth” of Waco where hey interviewed some people who’d moved there because of the show, including a gay couple. Needless to say, there was a flavor of buyers’ remorse to their interview. “We just expected more, you know?”

I initially read this as Chip and Joana Gaines Continue Their Wacko Domination..

The only thing I can think of is ‘chiplap’. Which is two birds with one stone but also stupid and corny.

I was just about to ask, is this a good place to bring a doll?

Gotta say, the Gaineses have really helped with their post-Koresh rebranding.

My husband and I watch this show mainly for the reveal, and the RIDICULOUSLY low cost of their renovations, the budget is entirely a scam. I do like her style and how she designs. After a few glasses of wine watching their nonsense, we’ve joked about Texas as a place to live...but soon sober up to reality. Nah, you…

That’s all I could come up with. But no doubt everything will be served in mason jars and tin plates with a rosemary sprig stuck in whatever.

Talking about Waco is impossible without mentioning (1) Baylor University and (2) David Koresh (who was, ironically considering Waco, not a Baptist).

(Shiplap on a shingle you’re welcome)

They are missing the real opportunity here A buffet inside a strip club with 2 for 1 shiplap dances is a much better idea

Where are Caity and Rich when we need them??

It’s all about the lining.

I am also 41 and I have a giant forehead zit that brings the attention away from my eye wrinkles.

I feel so guilty for giving my daughters such a horrible dad.

Why lie- I haunt these boards in part because I need the attention I never got from dad. I forgive him though, because rare is the aged parent who would get it if confronted, and the damage has been done already; why create more suffering for everyone. Fuck it. My sister and I are taking him for schnitzel and beer…

Surprisingly Father’s Day hasn’t been very hard this year compared to previous years. I’ve been estranged from him for the last 3-4 years ever since I married my white husband (I am black). I saw him for the first time in 3 years this spring, and it didn’t go very well.

My dad is a saaaaaaint. I love him. He is my favourite person in the world. He is also the source of 90% of my irritation in any given day but that’s parents for you. He has always been a world-class dad. I had terrible sleep problems when I was little so he used to come into my room and sleep on the floor until I…

FWIW, the Kaepernick story is actually really interesting (and depressing). He’s got the 17th highest selling jersey in the league, and his stats for last season were solid, but teams are actively refusing to hire him. No one’s saying exactly why, but c’mon: it’s because he took a political stance last year and is…

Maybe her vagine was, in fact, not platinum.