I fucking hate pink so much. Susan Komen and her bullshit fund are a plague on household products.

It almost looks too small to be a geoduck. Those suckers are huge and girthy.

Both the FBI and the CIA have histories of institutional dysfunction going back to their foundings that suggest the healthiest approach would be to rip them apart and build new agencies from the ashes, because in my opinion we do need somebody to do the work those agencies do.

Comey is not good. Trump firing him during the course of an investigation is EXTRA not good.

Well, of COURSE. No one thought the FBI would swoop in and save the day. Comey is no hero to anyone.

i have been in desperate need of some new cable clips that don’t objectify women and that aren’t breast cancer pink. thanks, joanna!

It’s a new world. Partisanship is so extreme now that all these republicans know they don’t have to worry about what anyone thinks except for their extreme base. There are no repercussions electorally.

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

But funny! Especially because he was hugely condescending about it. He “explained Google” to me. He included diagrams that were somehow supposed to explain how my comments about auto-suggest were “fake news.”

I used to work for a health insurance company, and I paid about $30 a paycheck for gold standard insurance. My coworker was a single mom with 1 child and complained that her coverage was about $80 a paycheck. It’s hard now to even fathom that was something to complain about once upon a time.

I always figured Chip would get caught getting a shiplap dance from a slutty contractor.

Where does this madness end? It’s frankly ridiculous to insert asparagus into the story of a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is…

Okay, for real though, Texas Mickey is an excellent name in so many other contexts. Like, I am specifically picturing a stripper-turned-bounty hunter who roams a futuristic dystopic southland and has like... a morningstar made out of old nail salon files and animal skulls? I don’t know, I fucking LOVE IT.

Some lady told me that I should reconsider sleeveless tops because my arms are getting kind of “manly” lately. I told her that she should really reconsider telling other adults what to wear because it might cause someone else, someone not so fucking pleasant, someone not so just gosh darned interested in cake and NOT…

I’ve introduced more than one dog to resident cats, and it’s always worked out so far. If the dog is friendly and learns respect, the cats will probably tolerate him, and eventually may actually like the dog; dogs are large and warm, and like to cuddle. It sounds like you are taking the right approach.

This was huge for me as an 18 year old closet case. I came out that fall.

Among his sins against the American people is how O’Reilly weaponized the ignorance of some in his audience. He help found the current cadre of far-right thought leaders and helped push their ideas to the mainstream.

Respectfully,

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

I don’t click on anything kardashian, if they happen to be in the dirt bag, I might make a comment, but they don’t get my clicks.