It seems that NZ vineyards have REALLY embraced the screw cap and I love it! I own a million shitty corkscrews from having to grab an emergency one when out and about with a bottle.

It’s definitely amateur hour in the photo department, but to be honest; no matter how good the photographer is, there’s only so much you can achieve putting fake tan on a pig…

I hope that he is, combined with serious heart disease.

Weird on the box wine thing, because I’ve just switched to that in the last week. Come home from work. Push the li’l button. Fill my glass. Crash on the couch. Repeat last two steps.

And the physical depiction of Trump is far too kind. 1. Body too slim, 2. hands too big.

Steve Bannon once referred to liberal-minded women as “a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.”

The hands are too big

“We took him seriously, you took him literally”

Call them anyway! Look at how Ben Carson’s appointment to HUD Secretary cruised through committee before the protests coalesced and people got busy. Democrats voted for him, because they didn’t have a million boots up their asses. They can’t be trusted. We are the checks and balances, now.

Put more pressure on them! Cory Booker sided with the pharmaceutical industry when he voted against importing cheaper medicine from Canada. That’s what happens when voters assume their elected representatives already know what’s up. They’re all craven morons, and they all need to be treated as such.

“likeable kardashian” is an oxymoron.

How did dirt bag miss this. Lindsay’s now palling around with a dictator to be:

See, if she had real island vibes she’d have been too relaxed to be bothered by the corrections. That’s how you can tell she’s got the similar, but lesser-known, isthmus vibes.

Come feel my Chicago island vibes!

If they thought I was a nasty, shrill, bleeding-heart, progressive, feminist liberal before, they haven’t seen anything yet.

We’ll soon have a N. Korean-ish version of the internet anyway. All the sites will be fraudulent except Supreme Idiot’s Twitter feed.

Yeah they leant on him having photographic memory so much in the first season bc it basically explained why he managed to score the job and hide his lack of credentials so well. But yeah it’s been absent lately... I have lots of episodes to catch up on tho so now I’m going to look out for it!