I feel like the Venn diagram of "Tebow Time people" and "people who think Ted Cruz shutting down the government in a futile attempt to get Obama to repeal a law named after him" is just one big circle.

Oh ya.
His run was ridiculous. So much luck and defense after a great college career (one title ain't shabby. I dont count the first. He played like 6 snaps in that game).

Well, that's a refreshing change of pace. Yes, all platform holders and publishers pay us for all of our coverage. It makes it easier for our company to not pay us anything. You figured it out!

I had a really hard time deciding but eventually I opted to eat the McRib.

No such thing as going just 2.

After our halftime show, the same fine gentleman called a female member of the band the "c" word.

No one is trying to "xbone" you. That's the point.

All I'm seeing in these comments is a bunch of paranoid hate for the Xbox One. So all I have is one thing to say. PLEASE don't buy one. Please, for the love of God, buy a PS4 and shut up about it. Now I'll never run into you in a Battlefield lobby, or while playing Titanfall, and I'll never go up against you in a Halo…

*Mark Sanchez throws ball behind his back*

*Blows out shoulder*

The page also says:

"This is the second of three announcements scheduled this week..."

There is a way to post things on my building's 200 unit E-Bulletin. This has just been posted.

"...with the possible exception of the Cowboys"

There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland, he was from Detroit; and Tex… well, I don't remember where Tex come from

But god forbid we track people who own/use ACTUAL firearms.

And here we go..

We are going to Brazil

"Cock!"

It's not "Hedy", it's "Hedley". Hedley Lamarr.

What about rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and…