So what’s in the gift bags, then? I’m trying to think of classy, wealthy presents, but it’s so far out of my league, I’m just getting stuck on, like, name-brand shaving gel.

Ew, yeah. Maybe they thought she wouldn’t notice because their version was just so hideous comparatively (and maybe not even comparatively).

“To the Mayan people, or whatever,” is probably my favorite thing I’ve read all day. This is great. This is really great.

1. Is he the only candidate who has clearly set forth his platform?

I am devastated for this woman. Accepting for a second this awful turd’s claim that he’s a sociopath (read it in the Daily Mail article, forgive me for reading DM), what triggers people with Antisocial Personality Disorder to commit murder? Certainly not everyone with APD is a killer, and there are a wide spread of…

I want to put in a plug for the quads. Don’t let the Jesus-y attitudes, and Utah baby names throw you. If you’ve followed their facebook page or blog even a little bit (and I only have a little bit), they seem pretty cool. I can’t blame them for profiting off their babes. I’d do the same. These suckers are costly. And…

Damn straight she does. I can entirely empathize with her emotional suffering. I once left a symphony performance early to get belgian waffles before the place closed, but they’d just shut off the waffle makers five minutes before I arrived. I asked my spouse to take me home, where I quietly cried myself to sleep.

I just watched The Office episode where Michael comes back from vacation with Jan.

Has this been covered yet? This is intense, man. This is the story ‘Making a Murderer’ should have followed. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/e…

I am sorry. This is for you.

I’ve crawled under my mattress before. Had I known there were weighted blankets...

Wahoo!!!

Damn it. But, then, can’t wait to see which hobby’s next.

Caffeine kills me. I’m so glad you were able to get through your defense. Oh, I’m sending you good vibes.

Serious chronic health issues are so weird. On the one hand, they tell you what’s wrong and you feel so freaking vindicated. On the other hand, it’s a serious chronic health issue, so...shit. If you’re not ready to tell your friends, don’t tell them until you have to. Sending you my best thoughts.

How long will you be doing fieldwork? Will it become less boring?

Amen to this, in a big way.

What a load of garbage. I hope you’re able to start feeling better soon.

What a boss husband. It’s so helpful to have a spouse who is willing to go out and do things on their own. Congratulations on your impending arrival! I hope both of you are able to find the support you need when you need it.

I am so sorry. It sounds like you’re doing what you can do. I can’t even imagine. Sending you a lot of love, and hope that you’ll be able to find moments to keep you going.