I was volunteering at a Title I elementary school a few years ago, and was told by a member of the administration that several of their former students became pregnant very shortly after entering middle school. These girls were 12 years old. I’m in favor of sex education starting as early as possible.

“MLK Jr. was a great guy. Hopefully he would have been a belieber.” -Justin B.

:( I am so, so sorry.

Suppress the rebellion. We stand with you.

Good for you for screaming, “No.” That’s huge. That’s so huge. I feel vicariously empowered right now. I’m very, very sorry you went through these experiences. Both sound extremely traumatic and scary.

You monster. It’s beautiful.

Nightmares. Definitely the nightmares.

The fact that I’m going to recommend this movie in light of this article might constitute a spoiler, but everyone should watch Roman Holiday anyway. It is far and away my most favorite romantic comedy. It has the most beautiful ending. And Audrey Hepburn. And Gregory Peck.

Ahmen.

Mindy is another show I haven’t memorized yet. There’s just so little time to watch all this t.v. That’s definitely not true, I am not that productive.

His eyebrows look like they’d be mean to me. Not the rest of him, just his eyebrows.

I both like and love Buffy. And Firefly. And Serenity. I don’t know, I’d probably like the trash that Joss Whedon takes to the curb every week.

I shall fulfil my patriotic duty.

I’m so behind, I haven’t even seen the Veronica mars tv show. Recommended?

It’s funny that James Franco was the most relatable when he was playing a caricature of himself on 30 Rock. Do you think it was a caricature? Well, regardless, these quotes are quintessential Franco, in that I read them and went, “WTF is your life, man.”

It’s possible that you had an early miscarriage, but the bummer thing is you might never get a definitive answer on that without a positive pregnancy test. You know your body best, so you know when something’s off. But now I’m going to sound like Dr. Google, and advise you to visit your OBGYN. Unless you have a more…

Coming at you a day late, because of time zones and stuff. I remember your earlier post. I was still lurking then, but now I’ve got a burner; and I’m going to use it to tell you how sorry I am for the way the past few weeks have gone for you. I think it makes complete sense that you’re feeling the way you are. This is…

If I win the Powerball tonight, I’m going to blow all my money on this.

Yeah! But I wish he’d go even bigger on gun control and just Abe Lincoln the shit out of executive action. Put Abe in some BAMF gifs.

That’s incredibly frustrating (to say the least) the doc wouldn’t treat your anxiety. I have at least 12 separate rants about how pregnant women are treated by the medical field, but none of them are helpful. I’m sorry this is so difficult. I’ll be sending you all my best, good, internet-stranger thoughts this coming…