Go fuck yourself, you obfuscating asshole

And, while we’re at it, let’s put a little bit of blame on the kid’s coach: he should’ve said “go fuck yourself” and marched his team right out of there.

Imagine watching a teenager forced to cut his hair or essentially cost his team/friends any chance at a win and thinking, “What a team player” and not, “Holy shit, that ref is a real piece of shit.” The fact that they didn’t make him buzz it or even get all of the dreads (but just a hatch job trim) basically…

Blackout drunk.

Maloney told the Courier-Post he does not remember using the word at all, let alone directing it at Hamilton, but believes the accounts of witnesses who told him he said the word.

They don’t need luggage. My wife and I are friends with a very wealthy couple (We are not even remotely wealthy. Why they hang out with us I have no idea). The have a second home in Canmore, and a third in Tofino. The homes have clothes, shoes, and are fully stocked like a normal home. They travel with jackets and…

We’ve found Fancy Kristen’s burner!

You just put your luggage in the second Cullinan in your traveling caravan. No self respecting rich travels with less than two Cullinans.

as a subaru owner and lover i hate that you are right here. 

Yeah, you know they’re getting sloppy when their performance car has less power than a standard V6 Camry.

Who wants to bet that dealers who receive one of these will let it get stale on the showroom floor for 15k over MSRP?

What the hell is Subaru waiting for? How many special editions have the put out now in the last 10 years that have had <10% more power? Just feels like they’re not even trying anymore, or don’t see the need to remain competitive in the power segment. Sure, these cars can be a lot of fun to drive as they are, but…

Will it come with a Subrau branded vape pen ?

I bet it’s electroluminescent paint:

“It’s no worse than” some other vehicle doesn’t exactly make for a strong recommendation. As they said, this is mostly a list of disappointments, not terrible vehicles. 

I don’t understand your gripe with the Sequoia. You say it is good at what it does, but it made the Worst list because...it’s big? It’s no longer or wider than a Tahoe or Expedition.

Hell yes on the QX80. I had one as a rental car for a few days and absolutely despised it. Huge, clunky, slow as shit, cramped interior (believe it or not) and poor trim/infotainment. CP all day and twice on Sunday.

Something that stands out to me is that today’s cars are getting almost too nice. Looking at the new cars on the list, every one of them is ragged for being basically being boring. “Driving it feels like going to work in a fog because you slept poorly the night before and when you get home, you have no memory of what…

The EcoSport was built for India, not the US. I test-drove one out of curiosity.

I hate to say it but, that not actually true, since the 1970s. You just copyright it as choreography.