A quick brake pad change that takes 3 hours because it involves buying and replacing wheel studs after the tire shop cross threaded them on with their pneumatic gun.

Seriously, don’t think there is a legitimate car guy alive who hasn’t at least once gotten in over their head on something. It’s kinda a right of passage.

For #4, I had a theory about that: https://jalopnik.com/5908703/oh-thats-why-cars-in-horror-movies-never-start-the-first-time

Ghost cars do exist.

If there was an open lane at Starbucks, why would you wait on a huge line rather than just go up to the counter and order?

No, dammit. If the lane ends in 1 mile, there is NO reason for you to merge over 1 mile early. Everyone just drove at the same damn speed, then zipper merged, it would not create as much traffic. So, instead, you have a 3 mile backup because everyone immediately dives in to the open lane as soon as they see that the…

Prior to braking for the turn, if you want to be extra polite.

I haaaaate people who drive in the left hand lane of a 2 or 3 lane highway going slower than the other traffic. Even after I sit behind them with my left blinker on, then pass on the right and cut them off (I know, I know, but I can’t help it), they still don’t get that they’re being complete idiots and keep…

TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING BLINDING ASS HIGH BEAMS.

turn into the closest lane. I feel as if i’m the only one who does this.

The answer is, and indeed shall forever be, zipper merge. Go to the merge point, people. Don’t merge before that, you dolts.

Signal prior to turning, not during.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

There is at least one shot in Ronin where the M5 is being towed. Still the best chase scene I’ve ever seen.

The best part of the A-Team is that any and all metal is bulletproof. I remember an episode where they somehow armored a vehicle with the thin decorative sheet metal from the inside of an elevator.

1) See Last Action Hero for a head-on example of the real world; He shoots a car and it doesn’t explode.

What’s his address?

Screeching tires on dirt or gravel always makes me insane.

Small curbs that launch cars into airborne 720-degree barrel rolls.

I always love when they show a person driving and the column shifter is obviously in Park.