just to get some Jalopnik Internet “hits”

I feel like there is an Alfa Male joke to be made somewhere here...

Jalopnik Magazine does suck. (The blog is pretty good.)

What would be cool is to put a pc/server on the moon with a webcam on it. Just so you can say that the data you are getting is coming from the moon.

You make good stuff, people gonna copy!

Charging off the grid during non-peak times is likely still more efficient than individual gasoline engines and the infrastructure they require.

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I’m generally impressed you can make the trip to the gas station and fill up your car in 90 seconds from empty.

Wat. The car has a minimum range of 220 miles and fills up in less than half an hour

To be fair, it is a lot easier to shift the burden of clean energy to the grid and not to each and every individual car. So, your energy “could” conceivably be clean, depending on where your power comes from. That can never be the case for a gasoline-powered car.

Of course, you then descend into a rabbit hole about the…

I will drive it everyday. I don’t usually drive more than 300 miles in a day.

One of 36 ring tones.

If this is a list of quirks, then shouldn’t there be a Doug Score?

Who needs a radio when you can listen to that sweet exhaust note.

Your understanding of stealth and radar is pretty awful. Like, really really awful.

There’s one for everything.

Maybe it is an exception, like the Defiant.

I thought the book was about flowers?

Ready for inspection, Mr. President.

Romulans might not be too happy we broke the Treaty of Algeron.