The attic vent exhaust is a nice touch.

Maybe that’s the problem, you ride a sport bike.

Nope, it’s definitely going to have 10" wheels.

Here’s a pro-tip. Keep your kids at home until they can behave. Here’s another, even if they can behave, don’t take them to bars, or grub-pubs where adults are trying to have a good time with other adults.

Stopping serving this guy is a bad idea. If he is a regular, this bar is his ‘family’ and if he’s hanging on by a thread kicking him to the curb without explanation might knock him over the edge. Better to help honestly and with compassion than to try to judge and control how and where he drinks.  Also as a bartender…

That junkyard didn’t happen to be owned by Andy Griffith, did it?

at least they have the wipers on.  safety first

Eh, that’s a bit of a reach. Christians are also supposed to go out into the world and preach the “good news”. If Pratt was literally praying in these interviews, you’d have a point (maybe he is, I don’t watch every one), but speaking about his faith is _exactly_ what he’s supposed to be doing according to the Bible.

To be fair, it says right there on the back of the truck “DODGE”.

As a former grocery store manager I can tell you it’s one of the most common shoplifted items. Security watches the liquor dept., not the spice aisle.  You can also buy it with food stamp cards.  

David Tracy should trade his entire Jeep fleet...plus about 5k...for that truck.

Is nobody going to comment that this car is clearly NOT supercharged? It’s decorative, and apparently the car also now no longer has A/C as the A/C pulley has been re-purposed to “drive” the fake supercharger.

I didn’t mean to imply that I was a GOOD engineer. 

If we’re talking about smugglers crossing the desert in unbelievable vehicles, I’m pretty sure he’s referring to this:

Except the user agreement with facebook doesn’t literally say that and this guy’s lease literally says to keep his car in good condition, which he signed.

Read the paperwork, bro. The policy was there before you got there and it will be there after you leave.

You forgot two important parts:

Maybe don’t name your child something moronic if you don’t want yourself (and your child) ridiculed for the rest of their life. And this from a guy who named his son after his favorite Top Gear presenter.

Who cares what other people do?

You wanna drag a boat around your yard? Have a blast.

You wanna jump old malaise beaters off a ramp? Go for it.

You wanna buy Star Wars toys but never take them out of the packaging? Fine.

Let people do their thing, man.

I’m very surprised that there’s no mention of Jack in the Box’s breakfast items, like the Breakfast Jack, Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich, and various Croissants. Maybe Jack isn’t a national brand? It’s ubiquitous here in SoCal. And I prefer Jack’s breakfast items over McDonald’s.