The 996 GT2 was the only car I’ve ever been afraid of. I was delivering to a dealer because our regular guy called out, and had to enter through the back entrance. There it was, black on black, parked as aggressively as possible. Not running. Not anything. Just parked. And I could feel the power eminating from it. The…

“Are those textiles? I LOVE textiles!!”

Please explain. Because my non-mason thought was that the rest of the wall held up surprisingly well given that a car drove through a decent-sized chunk of it.

I mean..... If these numbers do prove to be true....Is it possible that Chrysler has become the greatest engine builder of all time because of it? What does that mean then?

brave:

“You’re the best dad ever.”

It’s quite possible that (a) kids are all different and you had easy ones,

Said just like a person whose experience with a baby is 100% anecdotal. Congratulations you can regurgitate information.

My baby wakes up and screams bloody murder because he has to fart. Doesn’t matter if he’s clean, full, or whatever. He’s also full of farts and sounds like me after burrito night.

We use them to install new chairlift towers. They can carry a big bucket of concrete for the pad to anchor to as well as the towers and the structure at the top of the tower. Very efficient way to get this done in very remote places without roads and at very high altitudes.

Wheely Bars are your Friend to stop things like this from Happening

Also has its own jungle gym :D

a knock knock joke would have been better

Of course this is just encouragement. Suddenly, I want to start booking Uber rides, just to get rid of weird shit that I own and have no need for:

Uh, the Viper is their road course car. It’s beaten the 918 and P1 for a 1/10 of the price...

That’s a lot of words for not caring.

Uh, the Porsche 911 has looked like a frog since it was first spawned back in the 60s.