I used to be a deputy sheriff for few short years in a mid sized city. There was a convenience store near one of the jails that would allow uniformed personnel to go in, pick up a soft drink from the fountain and not have to pay for it. (Its very common. There are businesses that literally want to force discounts and…

Excuse me, young man, but I see nothing funny about it. Please consider changing the headline.

I’d guess the excruciating shattered leg they might have to amputate factored into his general immobility.

Not a fair criteria. If you have your leg trapped it could be very hard to get the leverage to lift a bike even half that weight. Most people probably couldn’t get 200 pounds off their leg.

If it’s on top of you could you lift a 400lb bike? He was trapped under it, it wasn’t next to him dingle.

Man, I’m french and this is what we get after 10pm on channel 5 everywhere in the country. Weed is not legal in France.

This is funny and unexpected. Not uncomfortable at all to me.

(flips turn signal)

Easier solution: don’t have friends, get rich, only own a Ferrari.

Now was it Car-jacked or what? because i think hotwiring would prove to be quite difficult.

Interesting Note: Most of those Soviet era Ilyushins and Tupolevs have stellar safety records. They were built tough, with un-improved runways and defered maintenance factored in. They don’t have much automation, so flight crews certified to fly them have to actually know what the hell they are doing (not that you…

Funny thing is that Air Koryo is very popular with aviation enthusiasts because it’s pretty much the only way you can fly on vintage soviet airliners anymore....If you’re into that sort of thing that is.

Let’s say this is the primary cause of the long lines, for the sake of discussion.

Well, of course the new ones are wicked expensive. Drive the ‘86 and then a 2016 back to back and you’ll find they are massively different vehicles. The throttle response on the original ranges from “gurgle gurgle” to “sad vroom” with nothing in between. I like the old ones too but the modern Suburban is significantly…

“accelerating to 2.5G”

This. It's so good! I've watched it like 3 times haha.

Thank you. Watching now. Living in Portland I’d see one of his bikes trailered being transported on occasion. Stunning creations.

He would have been out of there a lot sooner if he’d just gotten out of the truck and taken off on foot to start with, instead of spending two minutes attempting to drive away...

First rule of a hit-and-run: Don’t hit so hard that you’re unable to run.

Given that chained wallets are classic biker gear, it’s not hipster nor redneck at all. Having one was just common sense, as was wearing leather since it lets you slide instead of tumble if you go down.