notanaircraftmarshaller
Not An Aircraft Marshaller
notanaircraftmarshaller

Dude, you’re deciding the stand you want to take is, “cheerleaders dress like cheerleaders, so saying they shouldn’t complain about being expected to act as escorts isn’t a hot take.”

Really pause and think about that.

Also: how is this guy out of the greys and I’m not?!?

“My whiteness got me hired, but then my professional incompetence and personal behavior got me fired” certainly has a different ring to it, doesn’t it?!?

If a commenter is murdered in the grays without a witness, does he not die?

When John Skipper said there was too much white in his life, he was talking about drugs.

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

how ever will an attractive white woman land on her feet? This is damn near a death sentence.

It fascinates me that you used hyphens, parentheses, and a backslash, but refused to use capital letters or apostrophes. Its anarchy.

I think there probably always will be a defensible argument on behalf of Jordan as the GOAT. His unblemished Finals record, the fact that LeBron almost certainly will finish shy of his six titles, the scoring average and scoring titles, just how totally he dominated the league and sports and pop culture during his

It’s like watching that kid at your child’s talent show who can’t sing and picks a song that is too long and as it goes on the embarrassment for them grows and grows until you just have to look at your phone until it’s over and it’s time for the pity clapping.

At one point, LeBron hit like the 5th or 6th crazy fall-away jumper in that bonkers stretch, and I went “Oh god!” and reflexively covered my face, and my older son came rushing over because he thought something bad had happened to me.

I was laughing hilariously during LeBron’s run. It didn’t even feel real, tbh. Just felt like I was watching 2k. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player as clearly in control of an entire game singlehandedly!

And that is exactly when Vampire LaBron James will claw his way out of the ground and win one more Eastern Conference final. LOL

The Raptors have been in the league for about 20 years now. They have contributed two things to the NBA.

Nah Perk is one dude in the league who has a bonafide reputation of not to be fucked with. 95% of his NBA career existing is because of this reputation. It’s the last remaining vestige of the “back In my day...” nostalgia that NBA old heads love to brag about. Because some people still believe this is a valuable asset

For all the talk about how other players have surpassed James or are more deserving of the MVP, I can’t help but marvel that James remains the most complete basketball player. Possibly in history. He has the strength and speed to play and to defend all 5 positions. He can score every which way: long distance (maybe

Brad Stevens outcoaches just about all of them.

“He’s still chasing Kobe!”

I didn’t want the game, but the Cavs won by 18 points.

Drake’s never met a Kendrick who couldn’t completely embarrass him.