After years of fighting we were able to finally defeat Skyrim and take it offline. Unfortunately for the resistance, Skyrim has invented time travel. It sent an agent back to the year 2010, before Skyrim was activated, to kill our leader’s mother before he was born.

If I had to sit next to Trump at a state dinner, I’d pretend I didn’t speak English too. And if he knew I spoke English, I’d pretend to be deaf in the ear next to him. Self-preservation.

This is one of the most hopelessly naive and incorrect things I’ve ever seen on the internet. I am going to be in our London office in a couple weeks, I’ll be sure to tell them they are not part of the USA’s economic interests.

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

I’d be sorry to see your health insurance get cut. However, if the Dems give an inch, they’re not just selling you out but also others.

I don’t... hmm...

Annnnnnd that’s exactly what I expected your answer to be. I ask for your justification for calling me an asshole for jaywalking, and your answer is “you’re an asshole for jaywalking”. You’re an idiot, and I’m now going to explain why (as opposed to saying “you’re an idiot because you’re an idiot”):

1. Assholes don’t necessarily break laws.

What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

The Idiot’s way of protecting the US, courtesy of the AltEpa

Alexander Hamilton knew the score:

I actually really, really want an all out fight between Ryan and the White House. I kind of vacillate betweeen which one I hate the most — Ryan, the Randian super man who wants to burn down the social safety net, or Bannon, the white nationalist who just wants to burn everything. I typically end up on Team Ryan, just…

Didn’t you read the article? Time doesn’t exist, duh.

“Free speech” is like “free market” — a decent enough guiding principle, but for devils in the details. There’s nothing censorious about being unwilling to entertain hate. The idea that any form of speech should be defended is morally bankrupt and completely untenable in any civilized society. There’s a swastika in a…

I’d much prefer an animal Titus Andronicus. Come on, Disney, make it happen!

For 2: isn’t that true of any model that produces a probability rather than a prediction?

Well, your anecdotal evidence truly means nothing. Thanks for your meaningless contribution.

I don't get the Moore hate. Here's a guy who's done more to raise up the status of comics as art than any other creator in the last 30 years, and everybody seems to be dumping on him because a) he doesn't want to write sequels to his most popular work, and b) he won't have anything to do with Hollywood or movie…