Please don’t suspend Matt Williams! We need him!

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

Notallsummers.

I say this with all due respect, but it’s called autumn you fucking savages.

Kyle, you’ve redeemed yourself.

This really should have a trigger warning.

THIS OUTRAGE IS ENTIRELY RATIONAL. FALL IS SCIENTIFICALLY THE BEST.

There is no need to be wrong on top of wrong. Winter is obviously the worst.

you’re gross.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

Translation: “We’re trying to do some damage control so we won’t get our butts sued off. But we’re still racist assholes, so we won’t apologize.”

Lynn appears to be swearing...the right way. He appears to be pointing at the ump...the right way. And most importantly, being a shitty pitcher...the right way.

Best misdirected anger in baseball.

I swear every drunken brawl I ever witnessed at college included Lance Lynn. He looks like the douche bag who gets way too fucked up at a bball game and derides someone wearing the opposing team’s jersey for four straight hours as everyone braces uncomfortably for the next “you’re a fuckin PUSSY”

Lance Lynn plays the game The Right Way®

Bonus points for including the word “simulacrum” in consecutive reviews. Did you loose a bet?

The Sherpas are in the movie, don’t worry. You don’t need to cancel your drum circle to go chain yourself to the doors of the local multiplex.