Now that I’m in my 50s I’m making up for lost “naked” time. Twice her age, twice the nudity.

I know I couldn’t even finish the clip

I would have liked her fake-reporter schtick better if she’d actually let people speak instead of interrupting them constantly.

I see a lot of people with their clothes on, and they’re kind of a—holes,” she added.

I can’t give examples, because I can’t, but I encounter some amazing names at work. I would guess that the parents will just angrily correct everyone until they get it. We try. We really do.

Gold plated dog testicles

That’s a bold statement. And I like it. The statement, not the music.

I'm #teamnobody, they are all equally grating on the nerves.

All this music is stupid.

Banned for “Anne Hathaway”

If Pierzynski ever decides to finally retire, it seems like he could have a great post-baseball career as a member of the LAPD.

I love your writing, Dave, but I definitely skipped straight to Zodiac Motherfucker today. Needed the pure shit.

Fuck. I went to school down there for 3 years and I never experienced racism as a black woman. The only thing about Roanoke and Blacksburg you might experience is locals being upset about their areas being turned into a college town. Otherwise, everyone was friendly, especially driving up to the remote resort of Smith…

Geez, I hope you’re still allowed to discuss burgers Joey.

I was a little too young when I read this book and it gave me awful nightmares but I know enough to be concerned about the aging up of Anne, the character is around 15/16 in the book and as much as I like Robbie as an actress (Donna Freedman for the win) she is too old for this role.

My bad. That’s what I get for trusting the idiots on SportsCenter.

Does having Brian McCann on your team instantly turn everyone into a choad or does it take some time?

Counterpoint: Fuck the goddamn Yankees in their puckered baboon assholes.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”