Immigrants are not valuable because they perform the tasks we find distasteful; they’re valuable because they are people

“What are thoooooose?”

“What are thoooooose?”

“World War I”

We should not rest until we have done everything to protect the lives of unborn children.

No government money goes towards the provision of abortion services within Planned Parenthood. What the GOP really seeks to de-fund is health services for women and the poor. It is the only result of this bill.

Who do you think gets the bribes and kickbacks for bids on construction, parking and concessions? It ain’t the owners!

and Kinja.

I didn’t realize before this very moment how happy I am not to have a disembodied head in my undergarments that screams “Procreate!” at me. That must be embarrassing. And uncomfortable.

Bryant & Patmon: [start fighting]

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

I think we can expect his announcement to run in 2016 shortly.

Glitter mapping.

She doesn’t need to sign a pre-nup because she has bought the rights to marriage itself and has also patented the term, “Calvin Harris” in perpetuity.

Lol @ people believing the marriage rumor. The Hollywood Life is one of the least reliable sources. If she were really getting married, she would’ve showed off the ring on her Instagram first.

I’m sure glad you asked! Let us all marvel in the delight.

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

I think the statement about the pre-nup is all about her image, she’s a “romantic” she will sign one but she’s not making it public because of true love and all that.

The thought of a Pinterest-perfect Tswift wedding literally makes me want to shotgun five Bud Lights in a row.