It never ceases to amaze me how in every conversation about the privilege they were afforded in life through no fault of their own, white cis men will find a way to make the conversation about how they, in fact, are the victims.

Personally, I think it’s necessary that he keep access to his Twitter account. Without being exposed to his unfiltered, unmanaged thoughts, people would be able only focus on his “presidential” addresses and normalize him. The common refrain whenever a news agency does a panel of Trump voters, or NPR interviews…

You have a right to a safe, non-hostile work environment.

That judge’s name? Albert Einstein

colostomy bag

The players used to be in the locker room during the anthem until 2009

Shoutout for Vic Berger!

If a kick returner is primarily a special teams player, as in he doesn’t play on offense or defense, he kinda has to take it out of the endzone. If he only ever takes touchbacks, why does the team employ him? If he breaks one loose and gets a return TD, maybe the team figures the rare TD worth the -3 yard starting…

“On a Hail Mary my body went up to knock the ball down. He landed awkwardly and his ring finger was going straight sideways from the first knuckle up.”

My dad is very fat with no visible muscles.

Is the Miller TD not a speed option rather than a read option?

Well, he didn’t go there to begin, but he did end up there!

Thank you. Some people are fucking gross and want to watch people murdered for sport.

This exactly. Thank you.

Also, the PC culture that they bemoan in stores saying “Happy Holidays”, tv networks killing shows, companies apologizing for bad commercials, etc. is just the free market. It’s just companies trying to maximize their customer base. Corporate PC blandness is designed to offend the fewest people the least amount.…

Because the schlubbier he is, the easier it is for Joe Schmo at home to imagine that he, too, can obtain a desirable woman in spite of his numerous flaws.

Hell yes! I’m all about mascots trucking kids, and that celebration was inspired!

What I immediately thought of, too.

It doesn’t, but neither does legalizing holding.

Well, this is the most bizarre take I’ve seen in a long time. Congrats.

Unless, of course, it’s sarcasm. In which case, good job.