...I carry your nose... I’VE GOT YOUR NOSE...!

Eh, I wish our prisoners were treated humanely . This guy makes it tough, because fuck this fucking evil scumbag, but look how many people are in jail on drug BS or three strikes or some such bullshit.

You know it’s possible to say things and not remember saying them because you grew up your entire life being able to say those things without repercussions or thinking about how your words/actions impact others. This is commonly known as privilege.

Maybe I posted this here a few years back, I can’t remember. Last year I posted my (bittersweet) ghost story, I thought this year I’d go with something real that still upsets me a lot when I think about it.

I naturally had to google Ghost Corgi immediately.

Totally. She’s been designing for old rich jerks for twenty, thirty years at least. I believe it was her fall of 97 collection that was basically giant trash bags made of silk. She can go suck an egg. My old lady wear will be exclusively Eileen Fisher thank you very much.

It was both victim-blaming AND poorly written, a real winner.

Nope!

It’s the old Fox News chestnut: earn a journalism degree, work your way up to a news room, executive pulls penis on you, stay silent for ten years and then finally come forward after decades of accusations finally surface in the mainstream media.

Yea, not to brag, but I provide a pretty good life for myself as a single gal. I bring in a decent income, have a vehicle I like, I can rent a nice apartment, I have my own Netflix account, I can buy myself stacks and stacks of books to read in peace and quiet, and I never have to clean up after someone who isn’t me…

Another option would be to spring for a babysitter and tickets to Bounce Land or Chuck E Cheese for all the kids, and guilt her into accepting the gift. She’ll know it’ll make her look like a total asshole if she still brings her kids to the wedding (thereby refusing a nice gesture), and it will make the letter writer…

They were all doing coke right?

Hold weddings people can’t actually afford, if we’re talking Biltmore.

Cyborg ... So, what’s more appealing: looking like a character in Blade Runner

This is fantastic, but you’re missing one very important option: goblins.

He’s a member of the Knights of Columbus, for Christ’s sake.

But where’s the material action to back this up? The family who owns Jack Daniel’s is worth $12.3 BILLION. What would actually be cool of them is to locate Nathan Green’s living descendants and offer them stock options.

Tbh, I don’t think you even wed to be that good. If you have an audience of 200 people, someone has to have played piano with their mum. Just based on statistics.

Thank you! I have a friend who pays a psychic to talk to her dead sister because she “knew things”. Yes, and everything she knew could be found by an indepth search of her facebook page. Including all the stuff she offered as proof. With most people paying with credit cards these days it would be soooo easy to get…

Check out some of Derren Brown’s cold reading videos, he’s a magician who fully admits that he’s not a medium at all, and he performs some pretty astonishing readings. There are a lot of magicians and similar people who do debunking videos, and it’s crazy how specific and accurate they can get just by guessing.