I hear you so loud and clear it’s practically giving me a headache.

As the mother of a toddler I can confirm, there is only one thing worse than being tipsy and responsible for a small child - being hung over and responsible for a small child. I’m serious. It’s hell.

I don’t like deep kissing/French kissing. Yuck.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

It took me awhile to work out the hash tag. I had to get my reading glasses and thought it was a biopic of a photo journalist names skullis inland who was killed during a war. It sounded really good until I found out it was a fecking King Kong movie.

whereas i am in awe of the acting ability DigitalJesus11 believes is required to deem his cock comely.

Nice work. I can’t even get my movements to control MY movements when I’m drinking.

Fuck, I would settle for the grandparent who takes the kid every Tuesday.

Oh my god YES. I hear people talking about how their parents are giving them $20K for a wedding, or $30K for a down payment on a home, or paying for their college tuition entirely. Must be really fucking nice.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

It’s on the young end of gen x, depending on when you start millennials. I am borderline millennial, but most definitions call me gen x, and this was during college for me. I think it launched my senior year of high school. So, definitely high end of childhood, but squarely in my youth.

I, too, saw your mother kissing Santa’s schlong.

I thought they got all the Christmas puns but wait...there’s myrrh.

Don’t forget those massive knit blankets made with roving! (And they’ll felt on first wash and become an expensive dog blanket!)

“Where is the office break room? There is no water cooler! And where are the fire exit signs? This is a clear violation of OSHA! This sci-fi show about robots in the future paints a totally unrealistic vision of proper office space utilization!”

Haha. That’s what I thought! And I’m not even pregnant.

Right? I thought everyone could smell ozone. That’s what it smells like when there’s a storm on the way.

Old TV’s used to have that smell, which I assume is what she is talking about? Fellow Olds will remember when you turned it on and got the “bwonnggg” sound and the static? It had sort of a metal smell.

Or he can Obama can make a buddy road trip movie. I don’t want this party to end.

I call it” Jazz Hands, themovie”