He was too busy auditioning Hope for wifie #4.

I’m just gonna sit here and be smug. I can do that here, right?

Thank you. I know. I’m sorry I took it out on alls ya’ll.

Thanks for that. I was in my 30s at the time. I’d hate to be 14...

Well, to be fair, the sky isn’t actually blue. I could go into light refractering and whatnot, but I know you know better because you write in complete sentences.

But that’s what they push to the rubes, who can’t do more than masturbate to Fox.

We have more money in 20 buck donations than all their lawyers. They want a war? PP isn’t Acorn.

Well... if it weren’t for fucking we wouldn’t be in this mess:)

It wasn’t? I stand corrected.

Mom?

Come sit by me? I’ll bring the ice cream...

This, right here, saves me from an entire day of being angry at things:)

Me too... but twice in 3 years. It didn’t matter that a pregnancy would kill me. They didn’t ask, I didn’t tell (the one time ONLY when this works). I walked through Hell (the picket lines, the angry words, the women who physically attacked me) to save my life.

I’m agape...

I am 3 iPads away from that being true:)

Only 10? I will admit that I’ve spent hours just figuring out which 1st cousins are actually related to me by blood (Queen of Sweden! Hi Honey!).

(still not flirting with you)

If this interview is a taste of the book, gimme.

Please know that I was kidding. I wouldn’t call my worst enemy AJ.

Of all the Fake News! in the world, I’ll take this one.