Dick Cavett was making Chris Noth jokes during the great depression!

Bob’s Burgers fan favorite, Jimmy Pesto Sr.

My father was on Guam during Supertyphoon Pongsona, which put a Range Rover through the 14th floor wall of a hotel, so this seems almost low-rent.

Very fitting for a Scat Pack.

What’d that run you?  20 menthols?

Back in the 90s, I was the book signing coordinator for a regional chain bookstore and Anne Rice was one of the people we got to come around the time that Memnoch the Devil was released. Most of the bigger name authors who came acted the part, not particularly friendly to (or even willing to acknowledge) our staff.…

I refuse to go to any link that has tiktok in it

Fuck Musk, but the blatant are grinding that Jalopnik tends to do against Tesla is annoying, and honestly, we wouldn’t have shit for EVs were it not for the Model S and X absolutely wrecking the mid-luxury marketshare for years, and the Model 3 (and Y) selling literally faster than Tesla can make them.

I did this once, but I don’t consider it a mistake. I consider it the thing that finally gave me the excuse to Dukes of Hazzard my way into the car.

Pink? Pink? Well, what’s wrong with pink? Seems you’ve got a pink kink in your think. Does it matter what color? Well, that gets nope, be it pink, purple, or heliotrope.

My car has a device known as a “Rear Main Seal” that coats the undercarriage with a rust proofing substance while I’m driving.

It looks like it was designed, sculpted, and painted by someone who has never seen real human testicles. They could have saved themselves time by just supergluing a dildo to a controller.

I’m curled up in a fetal ball just thinking about how his medical and dental insurance are both going to try to claim that payment is the other one’s problem.  That’s going to take roughly 700 phone calls to get paid.

“Hey Bill, where do you keep your shop towels?”

You’re welcome to start your own car company and build that :)

that’s actually a pretty big screen when you factor that if goes from the instrument panel all the way to the passenger seat.

and FINALLY!! it doesn’t look like somebody stuck a Kindle Fire to an existing dashboard design.

Recycled wallpaper? How much wallpaper is even being made? I rarely see it.

That back-end treatment, including that graphic you mentioned, looks like a VW Golf (hatchback) mated with a Audi R8, with Ford Focus (hatchback) taillights.

They were probably just playing with their cell phone and didn’t even notice the SUV on the hood.