But but everything was better in the past when the Integra was a bespoke, hand built car built only with love and care by men who were trained in the ancient art of loving the metal they worked with and giving it a sensual massage before installing it on the car.

This might be one of the best unexpected things written here in a while.

First they came for the gasoline in my tank.

How did your first manual experience go?

My dad allowed me to shift gears while he was driving when I was 12. Didn’t take long to get the foot mechanics down after that. Would love to pass it down to my kids, but I haven’t had a manual for a while, they are just too hard to find used.

In my heart and mind, Tony gets indigestion. He doesn’t quite get what’s coming to him, but still, it's pretty inconvenient. He'll probably have to sleep propped up by pillows to stop the reflux. 

This guy is a huge asshole!!! You don’t take motorized vehicles on a park designed for something else. Don’t f@*k up the skate park for those who we’re trying to keep from damaging property by shredding around town.

There are these things called “speed limits” and “common sense” that should prevent people from driving too fast regardless of what the road looks like.

Most Android phones have built in “private DNS” setting since Pie in 2018, no app needed.

“Hey! I resemble that comment.”

Given the size of this car, I can only assume it exists because the owner bought it, drove it home and promptly misplaced it. He was cleaning out the garage last week, and found it behind some U-Haul boxes and was like “Oh yeah, I did buy a bottom-of-the-line plan-Jane Chevy Metro with unpainted bumpers! All those…

This is the car equivalent of a new-in-box eMachines Celeron 266. I mean, it’s retro, rare and mint - but... why?

It’s English feet. So it’s not actually 72 inches. It’s more like 3/4 of a hogsbead or 3-1/2 snapwoozles.

I went back and forth about it, but I wasn’t about to do a grammatical comparison of come vs. cum via Google on my work computer.... So I chose the safe option.

... in another step towards going even more in the direction of...

That’s bad enough news without us having to be subjected to another image of the iX.

I mean, it was a Lincoln MKZ soooooooooo.

Indeed. She’s “only” won one, and been nominated four times. Unfortunately, she’s never managed to snag that coveted Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award, despite having three nominations.