Wow Frank, that’s some serious balls...start a racing team with your wife’s money, cheat on her, sign her up for colostomy duty.

That guy arrived in a helicopter though, so he must have $35MM!

“Hopefully, Apple knows whats it’s doing.”

literally the first thing I thought of, thanks for posting.

Well it is CAR-bonite

Take a star for “squishiness”!

Well it’s an ACME camera, so no problem.

This is extra awesome because it’s like 240 VAC :P

:)

Take a star for the sheer clunkiness of that line :)

Rolling Cobalt!

Hey my abacus just found a Bitcoin

So...a string trimmer with some wheels?  lol, cute.

So...a string trimmer with some wheels?  lol, cute.

So it was just the “3000" that pissed off the judge?

Is it all warm and slippery up in that wheel well?!

Best simile ever btw.  I immediately understood what you meant and am still laughing.

Exactly.

poor little iphone

Will there be hijinks? Madcap adventures? Are they really friends and will they run away from explosions with a rush of adrenaline? Are they three guys with sunglasses and “ye, we’re cool” attitudes?

Whenever I see video of a mishap like this, I think “hey the video is here so they must be okay”. Like Jacques Cousteau, he really did get out of that underwater cave.