Needs drywall screws, stat.

I’m impressed by how much you want his tape to match his car. 

If I had some guidance on how to get you to ‘calm down’ I would try to help, but no one has instructed me today on the best methods to handle people.

This guy’s still rocking his 14 year old car, using it to the fullest it can be used. It’s modern enough that it’s comfy and prob as clean as an ICE is going to be. No need to give him shit for keeping it instead of consuming another car. Eventually, this guy and everyone else will be driving electric cars.

I’ve just started (last month) using the free Veeam thing. Reliable, great.

I was using Windows Server Essentials it saved my ass a bunch of times, but it was also flaky many times too.

I think your grandpa is excellent.

This is the truth. I had to back up an image to a network share, then restore it to the new ssd. In my case, because incapable restore software, I always have to have a new drive that is exactly the same size or bigger.

SHARK............................ ATTACK

it’s, like, the worst tiktok ever.

I rub my hands with hydroxychloroquine and it removes all of the garlic smell.

This does NOTHING to fix my Birdbox problem.

When I steal a car, I just reach under the steering wheel and momentarily connect some of the 16 gauge frayed copper ends.

EVeloster (as in eva-Loster, not ee-Veloster). Evolutionary!

Spot on! Everything is so god damned “marketed” you constantly wonder what you are really getting.

It slides out so your chair can recline.

Put an office ....in a van? Fwhat?  Crazy!

All the heel and toe?

Do these 15 bitcoins make my ass look big?

My car arrived just the other day
Not one of the parts in the mid engine bay.
But there was Bedford six...and an overfilled tray.
Owner’s best intentions spiraled into dismay.