My Vega was made of compressed rust.

Not to pile on, but piling on, this was my comment to David’s original post on this monstrosity:

I’m just glad you did.

Is it mere coincidence that you post this gratuitous upfuckery on the 50th anniversary of those dudes (“hey get the dynamite!”) blew up the whale carcass in Oregon?

Sick burn!

I went on ONE cruise, and ye, never again. Everything is designed to charge you more money for shit. A bus ride? $150/pp because we can. Oh you wanted that entree, $10 upcharge. A question about train schedules? Let me not answer that but you can use our shit Internet for like $15 a megabyte (remember those?) to ask…

With 986hp that roof should open and close much quicker.

Sorry!

Speaking of juvenile, I direct your attention to “TRD”

Gawd even the marketing is so arrogant. My reason not to change? effoff.

I liked the Cadillac Pininfarina body design Allante

Why no shirt?

Rudy will await your foundation.

No kidding, is it really necessary to push my head while I get in?!?

Magnum!

Wait, that’s not you?!

“Paddon’s Kona can pack up to 1072 horsepower from a quartet of electric motors.”

I see what you did there.  Take a star!

“every so often the degradation byproduct will be significantly more toxic than the drug”

Antib is beautiful this time of year!