Did you happen to spot an above-ground pool?

Stay classy, rural America.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

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And you're the kind of fan that makes any fan base looks bad.

Oh look, a Pens fan whining like a bitch even though they won. That's new.

Fuck Cleveland.

Honestly why is this notable?

Yeah...Sindy isn't dirty or a whiner. What kind of cruel god allows the yinzers quality hockey and football? There are starving fans in Cleveland who'd who'd be more than happy to have that kind of success.

My point is, fuck you

Clearly the phrase "feeling the heat" was used for a reason. Maybe those stars on the "don't get it" posts are people agreeing/sympathizing with me. Reading comprehension is not difficult. This is the problem with the current version of the Deadspin commenting section. Everything is taken literally, nobody tries to…

The Heat never turn down a 'look at me' moment

I can easily see this movement being just as effective as the Occupy protests.

Is it weird that I feel like this is as powerful as re-tweeting someone and calling it activism?

I understand their anger. But airing their dirty laundry in public?

"Standards are high in Pittsburgh."

Meh, he's still a pest and deserves the joke. And I'm a total Bruins homer.

After missing the net, Marchand chirped at it and waited for Chara to come in and shove it into the boards.

If the net had it's head down waiting for a pass, or it's back to the play, Marchand wouldn't have missed it at all.