Leaving aside the jaw-dropping weirdness of your penis’s satisfaction about a 77-year-old woman...

That’s an awful role you picked, let’s not forget what a great job he did playing as Thomas Jefferson in HBO’s John Adams series.

Here’s slick Jorah Mormont insulting young Daenerys Targaryen’s hair.

NO WAY! That’s Emma Peel? Boner down!

I know him as Gaius Julius Caesar, from the Rome TV series.

Oberyn Martell was in Buffy as a college student that turns into a college VAMPIRE OOOH.

I kinda don’t even want to talk about this, but I feel like I have a responsibility to if anyone out there who might be like me and might read this.

Oh man, you skimmed over the best paragraph in the article! Well, “best.”

I loved the parts of the director's commentary where they said Evans wanted to do his own stunts because "you can tell it's not him; only he moves like he does."

Nothing hotter than a hot guy who is a huge dork.

...oh my god, it's like Buckaroo Banzai, where all the aliens are named John Something-or-other. It's a race of ridiculously hot aliens all named Chris.

They really do enjoy it. It's rare for these visits to happen unless permission is explicitly given and their presence is requested. Especially considering the risk to oncology patients from visits, these children are very very very well protected. These visits are special and precious. Seriously, toss your cynicism…

NERD TIME:

Chris Evans is hot. Chris Evans as captain America is undeniable. Lord have his mercies on my dirty soul.

We had this conversation a while back, but I think it bears repeating that Chris Evans is SO MUCH Captain America that he doesn't even really like most aspects of being the Captain, JUST LIKE THE REAL CAPTAIN. All he wants to do is be out there helping people, and all the bureaucracy gets in the way. Phenomenal.

This is why we need to legalize poly marriages in certain circumstances, because I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to marry both Chrises.

These photos may once and for all keep my husband from getting these two confused. Or it might make it worse. I have the same problem with the famous Emmas. We are old confused gay men.

That would push me over the edge to Munchausen my kid.

Somewhere in a dark boardroom, Marvel execs are patting themselves on the back for actually genetically engineering the real Avengers. How could we explain Chris Evans otherwise? He IS Captain America. Both he and Chris Pratt are awesome people and this warms the barren, dusty, shriveled cockles of my useless heart.