No fuck that every hour of every day with my future partner will be perfect and I’ll accept nothing else from life /s

i just googled “hitler senpai”. that was a mistake

I’m so ready. Honestly I thought I was going to dislike the hunger games for being kiddie bullshit but now somehow I have a hunger games inspired tattoo. The first two were ok but like Mockingjay Part 1 is what really made it for me. It presents a far more ambivalent, realistic view of asymmetrical warfare than most…

I refuse to believe that these are real people. Nobody could be that stupid

And if nothing else we are a nation of compulsive masturbators

All u dumb hipsters *Shakes fist, eats mcdonalds out of trash bin*

That they were all white and I’m not white

I just idk if I could do that. I would be perfectly fine being a secondary character in the life of someone who I haven’t made a commitment to. Like someone who was with me as a rebound, or someone who I was just dating. Like it’s happened in the past that they’ll tell me, “hey I slept with my ex” or whatever, and it…

i dont want to look at his gross turtle face

Hey it’s a patient’s right to question doctors. They don’t know everything and they frequently make mistakes right

“There is nothing uniquely evil in these destroyers or even in this moment. The destroyers are merely men enforcing the whims of our country, correctly interpreting its heritage and legacy. This legacy aspires to the shackling of black bodies. It is hard to face this. But all our phrasing—race relations, racial chasm, …

I know but its realism, you know? I love Ta Nehisi Coates because he doesn’t fuck around about this, he’s like Rust Cohle from True Detective but as a columnist

It speaks to the fact that liberal and conservative america are basically two different countries superimposed that these arguments are still going on. Raegan wasn’t wrong about the silent majority. Us gawkeratis are essentially a loud minority in an ocean of megachurch based parochialism :/

The more I read that the more creeped out I get. Goddamn is it easy to lull people into a false sense of security through the creation of effective narrative. Plato was probably right about the poets.

I mean this is great viral marketing. Now Uniqlo is that perfect mix of sexy and dangerous. Also their selvedge denim is pretty cheap and awesome and I wish they had stores outside of new york and pa

“Women use marijuana differently, often preferring alternatives to lighting up joints. Health foods like cannabis-infused juices and raw salads are becoming increasingly popular, as are creams and salves containing the drug. For women who still want to inhale their pot, vaporizers have become the go-to method.

I think excessive public moralism is usually a sign of profound inner corruption

Yeah, 80% of the time when I see straight dudes like this on the internet complaining like this it looks so pathetic. Like jesus dude haven’t you heard of booze and gumption?

I mean this is jezebel its like 4chan for women

Thats what happens when a country starts to lose its way jk people have been having sex everywhere (public, private doesnt matter) in all time throughout history read some foucalt u rubes