It feels like 99% of the people demanding and using “trigger warnings” are people who have never suffered any real trauma, have no idea what being triggered actually feels like, what triggers can be, and simply want to engage in ostentatious displays of how much they care about other people.

The best sort of antagonist is simply a character whose goals impede or cancel the goals of the protagonist. But their motivation should be something better/more interesting than revenge, or “I’m crazy” - that’s just lazy writing. It might make a villain that’s entertaining for a half hour, but it doesn’t give an…

Popeye’s can’t touch Bojangles.

I love when people roll out the “but the UNITED STATES is toO BIIGGG!!!!11" line, then get in their cars and drive on the interstate system, which they never complain about existing.

I didn’t know Lauren Zuke was still around, much less that they worked on Steven Universe.

Traffic is mostly caused by tail-gating jerks who think driving like an ass will actually get them home faster than anybody else on the freeway. Then they get stuck in the left turn lane, first intersection off the ramp, while everybody they passed goes by. People are fucking dumb.

Now there needs to be a story about finding out what happened to the Lada...

That looks the dinosaur my dog turned into after we buried him.

also one of their wheels went missing

Looks like they GOT HIGH and then had a big CRASH.

Ok, now test all the cars you just imagined were real.

Soylent Green is something something.

I don’t know, he sounds like a funny dude.