Popeye’s can’t touch Bojangles.

Traffic is mostly caused by tail-gating jerks who think driving like an ass will actually get them home faster than anybody else on the freeway. Then they get stuck in the left turn lane, first intersection off the ramp, while everybody they passed goes by. People are fucking dumb.

Now there needs to be a story about finding out what happened to the Lada...

also one of their wheels went missing

Looks like they GOT HIGH and then had a big CRASH.

Ok, now test all the cars you just imagined were real.