And even though he is “allegedly” worth $10 billion, he won’t kick in the other $400k to make the $6 million total - because he’s so giving already when it comes to charity, of course.

They've already built the infrastructure, which means they just have to maintain it. Without having to build new facilities, it would be a huge boon to the economy.

I am Brazilian and I resent the description of Brazil as a banana republic. Banana republics don’t deserve to be offended and denigrated like that by being compared to our shitty country.

But how could you steal 4.3 million dollars* from an already built velodrome?

Dear IOC,

I’m down with a previous suggestion to just move the Olympics permanently to Greece.

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

You forgot the bit where cops in riot gear help light the fires.

It speaks to the inner-rage of all the white racists who feel like the filthy minorities should show them some respect for all the good things they’ve done (and never mention the mountains of horrible deeds they’ve done).

Romney 2016? I think the only precedent is like, Bobby Kennedy getting assassinated. The RNC would have to appoint someone, I think.

Plus, You didn’t do a good job motherfucker. You did a terrible job.

This man is the definition of thin skinned. All he does is dish it out, he can’t take a tap from a butterfly without boo hooing like a two year old who needs a nap.

The press asked him questions. What is this world coming to, you guys?

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign? I don’t think it’s outside the realm of possibility.

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

If anyone wants to know what that red welt on my arm is it’s from pinching myself since the election news started. I keep trying to wake myself up from this nightmare.

He’s great tv. He brings the clicks. As long as that’s so, the love affair will continue. Cable news is now E for ugly people.

It’s like when you’re 12 and your mom told you to clean your room before she got home from work. You obviously spend all day not doing it and then spring to frantic action shoving all your crap in your closet the second you hear your garage door open.

“I never said six!”

A nearly had a rage stroke when some POS radio station down here in “marry your first cousin land” posted the story a week or so ago with the caption “How Would You Discipline YOUR Daughter.” No shit.