The Rod Stewart version of "Let Me Be Your Car"

@DoctorNine: Try driving your stick when you break your left ankle.

Granted this car looks pretty bad, but remember this video is post-jaws of life use, so the roof and doors were probably on the car (though likely damaged) initially after the accident...so I think this looks worse than it might have been. I mean, it certainly doesn't look like fun, but if the roof and doors were in…

Of course now I need a Haynes manual so I can do a complete tear down and rebuild of my garage after seeing these examples.

@awwwcrap: I've actually vacationed there the past two summers, but I can't convince the family to make the move.

Looks like Dave's Farm is going big budget!

@DoogieFullHouser: I would tend to agree that if this were to be real it'd be from friction/laceration instead of heat. I grew up on a farm where we branded our cattle, and it's not a bloody procedure (at least not that I remember, since it's been a couple of decades since I left the farm. Dehorning, now THAT was a…

@hawkeye18: Apparently the beauty rings served double duty as a safety device.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Darn that deaf, dumb and blind kid!

@TheAntiCat: Well, actually I suppose it should be "Chevrolet Light Utility Vehicle (by Isuzu) Field".

Shouldn't that be "General Motors" instead of GM?

Chevy Love Field

@kake81: Looks like a Freightliner to me (I mean, I know Kenworth is funnier, but this is Jalopnik so all types of automotive accuracy take precedence).

I tip my hat to whoever did that odd paint job.

@spiegel1: Lincoln died in a Ford.

@creamed_corn: You wankel!

I hope they pulled the audio track straight from this for any radio spot they ran; if sounds far worse when you close your eyes and just listen to the jingle.

@x219c: This winter I apparently had a mouse crawl into my open washer fluid reservoir and drown...which I didn't discover until the weather warmed up in the spring, by which point the mouse had decomposed in the warm fluid making a nasty rotting soup that didn't smell so bad in cold weather, but took a turn for the…

@meatbag_pussrocket: Agreed...every time I hear this commercial I'm thinking "You can run on for a long time, sooner or later God'll cut you down." Which considering the number of times Chrysler has been at death's door and survived makes me think this might be their last shot, but it's just delaying the inevitable.

Looks to me like it needs more reinforcement in the midsection...the way that door doesn't line up at the rear gives the impression that it's about to fold in on itself.