This guy should get at least a cameo in the next Castrol "Think with your dipstick" ad.

Think GM will let me cash in my GM Card earnings on a Volt when the time comes?

"Oh, super-CHARGER! We thought you wanted a super-CHARRER!"

I bought my Jeep from Cook Jeep, which has been in downtown Little Rock since 1914; they found my specific vehicle across town at Crain Jeep...both got the ax today. Looks like I'll have to drive well out of my way next time I need any service done (which is a shame, because I can walk to Cook from my office; one of…

@joneez wants a sunroof on his Jeep: That'd technically be a skullet.

I actually spent the summer of '85 in a town on the Bodensee; this is not the scenery I remember.

Think they'll have any of those highway dept. message signs there redirecting traffic...

Driving through Wyoming years ago we came to the point where the Oregon trail crossed the highway, and you could still see the wagon ruts running across the landscape. We pulled over to look, and there was another car parked near the historic marker. We pulled up nose-to-nose to what I thought was an empty car, and…

Growing up we had a '59 Bel-Air and the floorboard on the passenger side had rusted out, so we kept an old welcome mat on the floor on that side to keep fumes/spray from coming up into the passenger compartment. But back in the '60s when littering wasn't a big deal it was handy for getting rid of drive-through debris…

The first blade of the Fusion grill neatly shears the bison's hair. The second blade removes the skin and unwanted appendages. And the third blade slices the meat into bite-sized morsels.

So THAT's a lot lizard...

Assuming I'm still in my current relationship, I'd buy my wife a new Camry/Accord, pass her old Accord down to my 16-year-old daughter, and keep driving my Jeep Patriot to work and the El Camino on weekends.

To the dude in the screen capture:

Somebody run out and snap a tilt-shift photo of a Pontiac dealer while there's still time!!

I'm not a huge Pontiac fan (though the G8 looks good, and if it becomes the new Impala I might take a closer look), but in some ways Pontiac strikes me as GM's Scion brand - appealing to a younger crowd. So part of me thinks by going Chevy/Buick/Cadillac they're going to skew older and lose out on that young…

Where's the closeup of the plaque that reads: "Body by Hanna-Barbera"?

Did this happen yesterday? April FOOLS!

@Grive: A man's got to know his limitations.

He did technically keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down.

He wasn't traveling with a chimp and one of the Landers sisters, was he?