@POLAЯMISSESEVEЯYBODY: That photo reminds me; before I left town for Thanksgiving I was working late, and when I left downtown I got stopped at a light, and I swear an S10 pickup (the older boxy style) crossed the street in front of me with 3-4 people sitting on the edge of the pickup bed, and they were holding a…

It's the equivalent of finding the elephant graveyard in the original Tarzan movie...except these photos are in full Technicolor.

@blogenfreude: There used to be a site devoted to that topic somewhere...talked about God riding a motorcycle, because "his Triumph was heard throughout the hills...". Good stuff.

Of course she wasn't driving like a Christian...everybody knows Christians are in one Accord.

@LTDScott changed his name!: Back when I was in grad school in Indiana I watched a transporter truck slip out of gear and roll down a hill into a 4-lane main street, t-boning a matched dually crew cab pickup and a very expensive speed boat (even the trailer was painted the same shade of bright red as the boat and the…

A friend of my dad's was pumping gas one night at a station out by the Interstate, and a dude walks up and pulled a knife on him, demanding his wallet. As it happened, my dad's friend was standing there with his hand on the gas nozzle pumping gas at the time, so he pulled out the nozzle and sprayed the attacker down…

@Fej: Did that once too, but the gas station had converted to a tobacco store.

That's making me corny.

While my GM Card gently weeps.

It'd take a 55-gallon drum for this to work on my El Camino.

My initials are GLH, and I have to admit when the Dodge Omni GLH came out I felt good about it, and even better when I learned the GLH stood for "Goes Like Hell". But I was in college at the time, so I definitely wasn't named for this car, or otherwise I'd probably be pretty disappointed in hindsight. But if I ever…

I will miss them all; the good, the bad, and the ugly.

@smalleyxb122: Rumble strips are much better to awake to than hitting a touch of gravel before you find yourself in the grassy median...which I did once coming back to Little Rock from a concert in Memphis (which is a very easy stretch of road to fall asleep on).

@8yearoldsdude: Probably a good thing he beat you, otherwise it sounds like he might have pulled a gun or something.

Back in the day I worked as a production assistant in film/TV, including working on a number of episodes of "Rescue 911". We did one story about a woman driving a minivan who ran into the back of a log truck in a thick fog, so for the recreation of the accident I got to go out a buy a used minivan to demolish. The…

Here's an AMC option on eBay for any of you wagon lovers in the Illinois area:

@Rust-MyEnemyOnTour!: As an ad agency employee (and media buyer), the agency cost is typically a fixed % commission/increase over the media costs, so except for maybe creative fees the costs isn't really in our control. Typically media costs rise every year, but I know I just put together a TV schedule in a market…

One of our resident Photoshop wizards needs to put a set of these on a 9N Ford.

@gotsmart: He was looking in his mirror to check for oncoming traffic, so maybe he was actually trying to go in the direction he was looking.

@Number_Six: I pinned a guy in an alley once back in the early-90s with my wife's Ford Escort and held him there until the cops showed up (he'd just robbed a nearby store and was fleeing on foot). I heard "Falling Down" references for weeks after that.