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Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

As someone who follows the Dota 2 scene heavily, this article is both underinformed and oversensationalized.

we were closer in 2005

Their guilt has been determined. This is merely a sentencing hearing.

Which one in the photo is the sister?

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

Hello?

Counterpoint: Ryan Reynolds is Canadian.

Ryan Reynolds is literally better than you in every conceivable way. He is more successful than you’ll ever be, he has more money that you’ll ever dream of having, his wife is a beautiful goddess the likes of which you’ll never come close to attaining, he is better looking than you, he’s probably taller than you, he’s

important investigative questions that only kotaku.com will bring

Disclaimer: No brain cells were harmed in this video

It’s okay, if you plug a Fuel Shark in it evens everything out.

Guys, I got this. Just take a massive dump right before you go on any car trip. Less weight will mean using less gas, so you can offset the energy used by your phone.

Most surprising part of the headline.

It would figure that the people who bought this car also haven’t figured out how to use the internet.

Well, he just wasn't ready to throw in the trowel.

“It’ll sell really well in the States - we promise.”

It’s not much of a vote, really.