Other manufacturers, to Alfa Romeo:

I finally found someone cooler than Miles Davis.

He made the very common mistake of gauging his tire pressure with an analogue gauge. It could happen to any of us, really. /s

If his tire pressure was correct, that would be possible, but with off like that, there's no chance of saving it

Pff, we're lucky it has one storyline.

I try to do work on my own when I can — I genuinely like it and find it enhances my bond with the car. But sometimes life and kids and other projects get jealous and want your time. Jerks, right? Time's the biggest factor. But I still like to get dirty when I can.

Must be for track days.

Honda. Master of the motorcycle. They had a good run at building cars as well, although they could've stopped somewhere last decade considering their current lineup.

I just love the perfectly flat line for Meta Knight at the top of the Brawl graph. It's like "Yeah, all this shit is subjective, it tells us about the players and not the game!
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Except for Meta Knight. Meta Knight's broken as fuck."

12/10 would hoon

nothing tops this

As time passes, the Veyron gets weirder and becomes more of an anomaly. It is, in it's own fucking bizarre way, just as focused as the McLaren F1, but instead of 'greatest driving experience', its weird-ass goal was to be a drama-free 250mph luxury car. You can get in, put your foot down, hold the wheel, and some…

Me as I tell the hundredth jabroni where his tire valves were. You live in the desert!

but a smart isn't smart...

Canadian dollars, as pictured below.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

I wonder if they've got boots over there. They should slap a few of them on the car, drop it on the ground, and then just leave it until he gives up. That way nobody needs to be around to keep tabs on him until it can be safely towed.