Star Wars ended with “Return of the Jedi” back in the 80s.

Perhaps neither Abrams nor Johnson should have been hired to direct a Star Wars film.

Stay mad forever, dweebs.

“Mom & dad dead yet? Divorced at least?”

I drink Peets Coffee but my sister and utterly despise each other.

“Wow, you got fat this year, huh?”

Or if either of them acted like any sibling ever. “Hey, look who’s back, it’s Captain Fartpants.”

Sometimes the YouTube comments bless us with a gem:

I didn’t see it, and I see the worst in everything.

I’m delighted to see so much love for Asako I & II, Ash Is Purest White, and Transit. Haven’t been able to get any of ‘em out of my head after a full year and change - all deeply worth a watch.

Christ, you people will bitch about fucking anything.

It’s a star wars movie. I’m sure it’ll be fun but it’s not going to be some ground breaking cinematic masterpiece.

I do not get how Scarlett Johannson became such a target of the mob for daring to want to play, um, roles? Isn’t that what actors do? Why is it that she is the only one not allowed to play characters that are gay, trans, or whatever? Sean Penn played Harvey Milk and won an Oscar. I never saw one comment how “he wasn’t…

she just wants to meet a nice nonthreatening soft white boy, settle down in an overpriced refab condo built right at the border of total poverty in a major metro city and start a slightly racist wellness/natural health brand that sells $45 face creams

I have the same reaction for some reason to Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Pi’. I don’t know what it is, but every single time I try to watch that movie, I get a headache. Every time. Even thinking about it makes me twitch.

And then you have the balls to dismiss my previous comment? What exactly is your problem?

You drink puke? I’m guessing you’ve done it many times and are ashamed but irrevocably drawn to its siren call.

Seek help.

I dunno. Kinda seems like you’re awful people.

I don’t know why