that’s not contouring, that’s how her face looks now that she’s lost the baby fat. Ugh with the body shaming :(

“Does anybody really give a shit?”

Well, here’s a whole fucking article about a whole fucking thing about people caring about it so MMM, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?

Jesus fucking christ, doesn’t it ever get tiring…

Is it too much to hope that Miley starts dating Jonah Hill?

Call it an exclusive private Trump Resort and the putz would gleefully go there, could call it Mar-a-lcatraz.

To a certain extent, I also worry about this. To the point where one of my winter activities in my very Northern, very Blue state is going to be to buy a shotgun and go to the range and learn how to use it. I’m also cultivating good relationships with all of my neighbors, making sure I know everybody, and especially…

When you shoot your gun, do you miss as badly as you are missing the point right now?

“Todd Phillips’ ‘Joker’ fails to reach out and grab ya.”

I’m really looking forward to about a year from now when this movie is on cable or whatever and my mom has it on in the background while sitting there playing bridge with her friend Gladys.

Pauline Kael would hate this movie.

Sorry to hear about your stroke. 

Why

So this movie is...ok. Not great, not terrible. Hopefully now the Concerned People on the internet can stop with their weird moral panic and go back to worrying about razor blades in Halloween candy.

You’re thinking of the upcoming Judd Apatow film Pyle.

Even if she actually is just one of the dumbest humans alive (which says a lot about the quality of our police forces!)—she proved herself to be a dark soul when she didn’t even try to save the man’s life after shooting him. Her immediate concerns were covering her own ass, not protecting life. 

She didn’t accidentally draw a gun and shoot a man without zero assesment of the situation. She then didn’t accidentally stand around while he bled out. If she had walked in that apartment and saw a white face no one would have gotten shot. She’d have apologized for her mistake and left. Fuck her and fuck you to.

Hey! Glad to see the cop-apologist here.

Not that I have any first hand knowledge or experience, but to be fair, that’s probably what actually happens to a body when hit by a .50 caliber round.

It pretty much is. I marginally prefer it to the fourth one because the bloody, bloody climax is so ridiculous that it comes back around to a gruesome ridiculousness that is at least a notch above the grim-faced quasi-seriousness of the bloodletting in Part 4. 

it’s good you’re here to help clarify and explain her relationship of nearly 30 years to her.

Can we leave this child alone and not take her down like Jezebel did with Anne Hathaway, Taylor Swift, and all the other woman this website has gone after for no apparent reason.