WTF? How often do you vomit that you would need something like this?

I went through the hell of dealing with serial companies that, apparently, bought the debt of "Sandra Ruiz" who had my landline number before me. They were your typical offshore scumbag collection companies, based in Florida. It went on for months, multiple daily calls outside the "permitted" hours. I'd told them…

So sexism. Much misogyny. Wow.

Do: Rub one out.
Don't: Think about what happens after death.

It's amazing until you realize the real life context for this gif.

Oh my God. I remember getting a Rio doll for my 5th birthday, and the jaw of my very uptight, military dad dropping when he saw. He referred to poor Rio as "fruity" more than once.

Right?!? I'm almost 33 years old, been playing this game since I was a kid, and NEVER knew that. Always hit the vine to get there. My entire childhood was a lie...

"Turbonerds" looks like "turdboners" and that makes me giggle.

I grew up in a extremely homophobic christian fundamentalist household. My mom refused to watch Finding Nemo because Dory was voiced by Ellen Degeneres and she was sick and lived a wicked lifestyle. For the first part of my life, I lived in a small midwestern town where this seemed like the norm, so I didn't really…

Did somebody say Sex Olympics?

God, it really SHOULD be required, though. Although I would feel pretty bad for all the 101 teachers forced to have the "understanding privilege" convo with every single entitled special snowflake student in the school. That sounds like a special kind of hell.

You know, I've sat in the first lecture for a class and gotten the distinct impression that spending two hours every week sitting there for the next four months would be overwhelming. I reacted by dropping those classes and quickly signing up for something that seemed more tolerable.

Holy crap, this is the most cumbersome thing in the world. Why in the world can't I just move Pokemon from any box in Black/Black2 and not just Box 1. So annoying. At least I have nothing to do today.

try looking at gay frot. that in and out stuff gets old.

A few things:
- In straight porn the focus is on the woman doing stuff/having stuff done to her. As a straight woman I find the sight of another woman face covered in jizz a complete ladyboner killer. That might be the same reason that straight guys like watching two women together.
- The men are actually attractive and…

Isn't that what gay porn is for?

Having grown up in New York, on the water, in close proximity to swans.... fuck 'em. Kill 'em and let god sort them out. Swans are the biggest fucking assholes on the face of the planet. If birds wore hats, they would wear fedoras.

I'm poking at use of 'old fashioned'. I find it funny that trying to use a PC as..well, a PC is considered old fashioned and using it as a glorified tablet is not.