Really? You're going to go the 'hot lesbian action' route?

And a raging homophobe, xenophobe and military jock sniffer.

Republicanism's a powerful drug.

I for one welcome our new uterus overlords!

Agreed. Objectivism is basically Communism with the red stars replaced by dollar signs.

"if the gays do not agree, they can always eat pasta from another manufacturer."

OK, I get the point of the joke, but there is such a thing as Native American literature, it consists of the works of Native American writers. Leslie Marmon Silko is the first writer who comes to mind. So the joke doesn't really work.

My ex-husband was like this. He was on vacation, lounging in his bathrobe all day. I asked him to put the potatoes on. That's it. I left a note how to do it. I show up after a 12 hour day...and supper isn't started. He says he didn't know how to boil water. Oh, and he's super hungry because I didn't leave anything for…

Don't forget about Isabella or Isabelle. Gods, enough with that name already.

Other names I have seen in my Facebook feed:
Kaytee
McKayleigh
Lilleigh

Fucking kill meigh.

I've never heard the latter.

Y'all so white. lol Here. Have some Leiomy, a Vogue legend in the Ball scene. You're welcome.

Sailor Moon was the best superhero ever. Period.

Do you live on LAWNGUYLAND? Because there are Italian restaurants and hair salons everywhere here as well.

When did you graduate? I finished in 2004 and remember some of the sheet signs, but something as gross as that definitely would have stayed with me, and I don't remember anything along those lines. I avoided fraternity row like the plague, though.

Tian Tian just isn't interested in the female sex? Has nobody floated the possibility that maybe he plays for the other team? Quick, somebody get the bear reparitive therapy, stat. The future of the panda race might depend on it.

Wonder if they know that they take twice the damage without their hats on...

Great video, I found myself annoyed at them not finding a way to attach the hats, but I've never had to attach a hat before doing flips, so maybe my opinion should shut the hell up!

'Nuff said~

WRYYYYY

Ballmer turned Microsoft into the Sears of the IT world over the last ten years. Late to every single new market, and has become increasingly complacent. Hopefully the next leader will right the wrongs of the past.