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the problem with these haircuts is that they're like helmets made of hair

yes, but they cannot act over a distance greater than the attacker's reach and can be blocked by many objects. You have a much better chance of fleeing or defending yourself from someone armed with a knife than a person armed with a gun.

my glance falls down the cone and starts focusing on the dress. If they had a face, my brain is wired to look at it. All of our brains are, so I kinda get it from a design/advertising perspective. The focus is on the garment(s) and not the creepy-ass dead stare of the mannequin

and balance is restored to the pokemon world. Fairies are weak to types that didn't have a lot of strengths.

confirmation that big guns = small dick. That ranks among the smallest dicks I've seen on the internet or in life

what about the fact that it is possibly the EASIEST pokemon game ever made and that it lacks any significant postgame. Gen 5 games were (relatively) hard AND had post game

what? No Ghetsis? not only was he the only villain to attempt to kill you using a pokemon, his lineup in B/W one after you battle N was definitely designed to be particularly hard, no matter what your lineup was. Also, just look at him!

Yeah, does he say the NES as "Ness?" I think I've only ever heard a handful of people read these acronyms phonetically.

those aren't anime characters. They are characters in a series of danmaku shooter games called the Touhou Project.

Is everyone else in the world unable to avoid obstacles using their peripheral vision?

That still exists. When I was a kid, my grandma wouldn't let me buy big league chew because it's basically a bubblegum substitute for chewing tobacco. As an adult, I accidentally started a fist fight when my big league chew failed to ring up at 7-11 and the redneck behind me told the indian clerk that it should be

When I worked at a summer camp, the kids who brought go-gurt to eat. They brought it because it was the perfect package to make it easy to squirt it on other kids and gross enough to make a huge mess

freudian slip? did you mean bookend or did I just kill the joke?

religion is so arbitrary sometimes... doesn't Leviticus forbid you from cutting the hair on the sides of your head too? Why is Jesus always portrayed having what I would call long hair, even in classic art? What did ancient people even cut their hair with and how short can you realistically cut it with those tools?

I was just thinking about that... where in the bible does it say men shouldn't have long hair? Just how were men cutting their hair back then anyway?

Could a decision in their favor lead to any person claiming a religious exemption for any law they disagree with? Anything from "God told me to speed" to "God told me to kill you" to "there is no law except God's law, therefore I am not bound by any of your laws"

Rather than risk pursuing gay sex in public

a good car doesn't roll at such low speeds just because the driver is riding alone. The crashes may have been staged, but "reckless" should not include making simple turns. Why exactly did they decide to only put 3 wheels on the car? Why not 4?