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It's a Bill Simmons reference - every time he does a column answering emails, he closes by printing a crazy email from some whackjob and responds "Yup. These are my readers."

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Career aptitude test results(l-r):

Why does Total QBR love luck?

Meanwhile, eight Syrian rebels were murdered in the time it took for you to read this paragraph.

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I think that's an elegant solution, and in keeping with the spirit of the rule. Good idea.

Without "over-embellishments inconsistent with mild contact", many marriages and the American pornography industry would be in serious trouble.

It's a statistical fluke in the sense that there have been plenty of seasons where none of Cabrera's TC stats would have led the league, or he would have fallen short at least in one category. But I agree with the larger point - you can't be an average hitter and luck your way into a Triple Crown. The minimum stats…

Just awful. A couple we know lost their son right at birth several years ago, and though they have a beautiful daughter who just turned one, I know they think of their son every day. Thoughts and prayers to Pat Neshek and his family in this difficult time.

And....scene.

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Wiki says so: "Hyundai began selling cars in the United States on February 20, 1986, with a single model, the Hyundai Excel. The Excel was offered in a variety of trims and body styles. That year, Hyundai set a record of selling the most automobiles in its first year of business in the United States compared to any…

That's funny.